If these terms and conditions sound a little bit 'bolshie' then I do apologise but unfortunately it is a necessity in these compensation culture days.
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You agree that by continuing to read our website you accept this fact, and you agree that you will not attempt to make any claims for any reason whatsoever against the publishers, owners, contributors, hosts, or indeed anyone or any company, business, or other entity connected with this site. If you do not agree to this then it is essential that you immediately leave this site, destroying any copies that you may have made of it.
The contents of this website is copyright material. You may not pass any copies of it onto any other person in any way whatsoever, including, but not limited to, using our material on another website. If you do so you agree to compensate us fully for any losses that we may incur as a result of this.
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Hotlinking parts of our website, or importing text or images from our site into your own site via frames, is strictly prohibited and you agree that if you do so you will compensate us in full for any costs that we incur as a result of this.
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I think that's it!